On the farm we have many secrets, that's just the way it is. But I can tell you the secret to a long life on the farm is to be careful around animals and machinery. Especially hogs, since 8 hogs can devour a man in less than 10 minutes. The corollary to this is to always be wary of Hog farmers, but that's a different thought for a different day.[ add comment ] ( 2 views ) | permalink |
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It's important to grow an abundance of crops, that way when you sell them you make some sweet cash, and a lot of people get some good food to eat. It's purely selfish, but it's how we roll.[ 4 comments ] ( 14 views ) | permalink |
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On the farm we sew what we rip. Life's a lot like that.[ add comment ] ( 10 views ) | permalink |
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You can't really farm without starting a few fires, and if you happen to be attacked by Indians or Neighbors it's handy to be able to reach into the fire and grab an ember and throw it at someone - these gloves are great for that since they protect your hands.[ add comment ] ( 8 views ) | permalink |
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There's an old saying that city folks use 'You catch more flies with honey...' And while this is likely to be true, why would you want to catch flies, and what do you people do with all those flies once you've caught them? Goddamn city folks are stupid. [ add comment ] ( 6 views ) | permalink |
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